Dumb Ways to Code

Geoff Perlman — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Dumb Ways to Code

By Geoff Perlman

Sung to the tune of “Dumb Ways to Die” by Tangerine Kitty

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Dumb ways to code,

So many dumb ways to code,

Dumb ways to code,

So many dumb ways to code

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<pre>Blame others for your bugs</pre>

<pre>Have a client that’s a known thug</pre>

<pre>Send private stuff without SSL</pre>

<pre>Use code that you don’t understand very well

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<pre>So many dumb ways to code,</pre>

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<pre>So many dumb ways to code

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Get killed by feature creep</pre>

<pre>Promise your code will be bug-free</pre>

<pre>Forget that arrays are zero-based</pre>

<pre>Write the same code again in yet another place

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<pre>So many dumb ways to code,</pre>

<pre>Dumb ways to code,</pre>

<pre>So many dumb ways to code

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Give your variables crazy names</pre>

<pre>Use text files as a database</pre>

<pre>Do a demo with an alpha build</pre>

<pre>Use an object before you checked if it was nil

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<pre>So many dumb ways to code,</pre>

<pre>Dumb ways to code,</pre>

<pre>So many dumb ways to code

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Assume the Internet will alway be there</pre>

<pre>Lose the power cable to your MacBook Air</pre>

<pre>Over-promise the client then under-deliver</pre>

<pre>Depend on skills that are not in your quiver</pre>

<pre>These sorts of things might not make you numb</pre>

<pre>But I think you’ll agree that these certainly are some

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