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Dumb Ways to Code

By Geoff Perlman

Sung to the tune of “Dumb Ways to Die” by Tangerine Kitty

Use an object that's out of scope

Don't escape your SQL quotes

Ship without a beta test

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Dumb ways to code,

So many dumb ways to code,

Dumb ways to code,

So many dumb ways to code

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